1 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:58,129 Not a scream. 2 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,110 Not even a whimper. I must be losing my touch. 3 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:03,970 Your rat flees more than your touch. 4 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:05,370 Like your face. 5 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:10,650 From Buffy, the vampire slayer. 6 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,030 And you are? 7 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,720 You are done. 8 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,120 Wow, I need a manic. 9 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,360 Puppy! 10 00:01:37,540 --> 00:01:38,800 Stand or willow? 11 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:40,340 Are you okay? 12 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:42,260 I'm fine, but thanks. 13 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,320 Is there any more of them around? 14 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,780 If there is, I'm not afraid to resort to a fisticuff. 15 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,480 Hook smash! 16 00:01:51,420 --> 00:01:52,420 Ow! 17 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:57,100 You know, you may be the slayer, the girl destined to fight off the forces of 18 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,760 darkness and all, but... 19 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:01,890 Maybe you shouldn't play alone. 20 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:05,470 You know, we're your friends. And we're here to help you, Buffy. 21 00:02:05,830 --> 00:02:07,490 Thanks, Willow. I appreciate it. 22 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:09,430 And it's not like we can't handle it. 23 00:02:10,229 --> 00:02:16,030 Giles is your watcher. I'm a witch. And Sander's the... the... 24 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:19,910 The Ron Weasley? 25 00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:23,410 No, really. I bring a lot to the table besides comic relief. 26 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:25,090 I bring donuts. 27 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:29,610 And plus, I play a key role in battle. I mean, I distract. 28 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,670 And by distract, you mean scream and shriek? 29 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:36,410 Seriously, you really shouldn't leap into the fray like that. 30 00:02:36,930 --> 00:02:39,770 I think you said he should be fray adjacent. 31 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:44,750 Yes, fray adjacent. And by adjacent, I mean as fray away from the fight as 32 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:45,750 possible. 33 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:48,810 Otherwise... What, I'll get hurt? 34 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:51,350 I mean, come on, I'm a crucial member of this Scooby gang. 35 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,390 Besides, what's the worst that's going to happen? I'm going to lose an eye? 36 00:02:55,570 --> 00:02:56,950 Like, that'll ever happen. 37 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,950 And besides, even if it did... 38 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:02,250 Isn't that how the drummer of Def Leppard lost his arm? 39 00:03:02,670 --> 00:03:04,090 And look how rich he is! 40 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:07,110 He lost it to a horde of vampires? 41 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:08,790 Yep, something like that. 42 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:58,000 Have you picked out your freshman courses for Sunnydale UC yet? 43 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:00,280 No, I've been procrastinating. 44 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:03,140 It's been a very sleigh -heavy summer. 45 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,260 What about Oz? 46 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,340 What's he been up to? 47 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,320 He's out of town, on tour with the band. 48 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,300 He won't be back till Monday. 49 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,520 But he gave me this. 50 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,980 He told me it reminded him of me. 51 00:05:17,660 --> 00:05:18,660 I miss him. 52 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,020 Buffy, what's wrong? 53 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:24,920 Oh, nothing. 54 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,020 Just that my boyfriend broke up with me right before prom. 55 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,300 Left Sunnydale without saying goodbye right after graduation. 56 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,260 And now I have insomnia because of him. 57 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:37,460 I'm absolutely irritable. 58 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,460 I couldn't tell. 59 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,100 How long? 60 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:43,380 Since he left. 61 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,500 And patrolling hasn't helped either. 62 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,680 I've even tried masturbating. 63 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:51,740 Masturbating? 64 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,140 You mean pleasuring yourself? 65 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,460 A lot. 66 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,060 A lot? 67 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,860 Nothing's worked. 68 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:01,260 Nothing's worked? 69 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:04,880 You mean with fingers or something? 70 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:06,780 Or a flute? 71 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:28,610 He said I deserve a normal life since he can't make love to me. 72 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:30,850 He's not telling that. 73 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:34,590 I can't help it, but I still love him. 74 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,750 Oh, Buffy. 75 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:49,670 I hope this dream spell works so I can give Buffy some closure with Angel. 76 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,520 You're floating. 77 00:07:30,940 --> 00:07:32,100 I'm a dream, Buffy. 78 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,940 Well, I know that, but why are you floating? 79 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:37,580 No. 80 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,240 I'm actually a dream. 81 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,240 I'm a figment of your imagination. 82 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,140 I'm here to make things better. 83 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,160 Oh. 84 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:50,940 What's wrong? 85 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,640 Well, if you're not real, then the situation isn't real. 86 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:02,840 Jason isn't real. Well, then how do we make things right? It won't be real. 87 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:10,780 I have a feeling that even if it's a dream, we can make things a lot better. 88 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:21,140 Whoa. 89 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640 Hmm. 90 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:01,650 Mmm. 91 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,100 Jenny, but you're dead. 92 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:55,540 Angelus killed you. 93 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:59,300 I saw your body. Is this some sort of dream? 94 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,460 We're together, Rupert. 95 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,100 Finally. 96 00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:06,240 We have everything we never could have. 97 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,280 Mmm. Mmm. 98 00:46:41,710 --> 00:46:42,710 Mmm. 99 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:20,720 Put a rip at the line. 100 00:57:00,549 --> 00:57:01,830 Willow, what are you doing in my kitchen? 101 00:57:05,110 --> 00:57:06,110 Willow? 102 00:57:09,170 --> 00:57:10,690 Don't play coy with me, Xander. 103 00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:17,550 We've been friends since childhood, but you didn't know I had such a big crush 104 00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:18,550 on you? 105 00:57:19,910 --> 00:57:23,030 We had something last year, and we even kissed. 106 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:25,510 Do you still want me? 107 00:57:27,190 --> 00:57:28,190 Um... 108 00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,800 Um, what about Oz? 109 00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:35,640 I really don't want a jealous werewolf boyfriend chasing after me. 110 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,260 Xander, it's only a dream. 111 00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:42,800 See? White haze. 112 00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,840 Oh. Um, yeah. 113 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:53,960 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just, I just, um... I 114 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,160 want you inside me. 115 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:56,540 Don't you? 116 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,320 Is that a trick question? 117 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,860 This is turning out to be one of those strange nights. 118 01:23:23,430 --> 01:23:26,130 So you're like a present for my boss, right? 119 01:23:26,470 --> 01:23:29,050 I'm so glad I took the graveyard ship. 120 01:23:29,510 --> 01:23:30,750 Today's my lucky day. 121 01:23:32,070 --> 01:23:33,070 Oh, honey. 122 01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:35,950 You have no idea. 123 01:23:37,330 --> 01:23:41,350 Nothing like a meal waiting for us when we come out of a cross -dimensional 124 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:42,350 vortex. 125 01:23:43,930 --> 01:23:45,250 Wouldn't you agree, girls? 126 01:24:04,179 --> 01:24:07,740 What a total dump of a town. 127 01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:10,780 Talk about Smallville, USA. 128 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:14,240 I bet they only have one mall here, too. 129 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,040 Who called us here anyways? 130 01:24:19,740 --> 01:24:21,300 Oh, honey. 131 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,600 We're in Sunnydale. 132 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:26,140 As luck would have it, the slayer lives here. 133 01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,280 And I would love to meet her. 134 01:24:30,460 --> 01:24:32,240 Let's find a way to get her attention. 135 01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:35,440 After you finish your midnight snack. 136 01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:47,640 Want some? 137 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,760 It's true, they taste like chicken. 138 01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:51,220 Ew, gross. 139 01:24:52,330 --> 01:24:57,570 food. His cholesterol is probably so high I'll get a carnival drinking him. 140 01:24:58,070 --> 01:25:03,290 You do realize vampires don't have beating hearts, right? 141 01:25:06,090 --> 01:25:10,890 Her taste has become a little more refined since she started watching Pop 142 01:25:11,770 --> 01:25:15,030 I haven't eaten somebody under an executive since. 143 01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:28,810 Although, with a succulent thigh and a supple breast, 144 01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:32,450 I might be persuaded to put something in my mouth. 145 01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:42,550 But first, I'll let you girls change into something more comfortable. 146 01:26:25,610 --> 01:26:26,610 and push me over. 147 01:26:26,950 --> 01:26:27,950 Come here. 148 01:26:29,930 --> 01:26:31,570 If you're down. 149 01:28:08,519 --> 01:28:09,519 Sorry. 150 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,700 The other things that move my tongue. 151 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:46,680 Thank you. 152 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:24,600 Messy. 153 01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:40,260 I can make it tick. I can make it wink at you, too. 154 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:41,800 Let me see. 155 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:45,640 Put some fucking fingers in my cunt and put your tongue in my ass. 156 01:36:45,100 --> 01:36:49,260 having as much fun. I don't know. You can have more. 157 01:36:51,820 --> 01:36:52,940 Sure I can. 158 01:36:53,740 --> 01:36:54,980 Why don't you sit on my face? 159 01:37:57,130 --> 01:37:58,130 those pretty eyes. 160 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:10,140 There's no fur on it. 161 01:41:13,179 --> 01:41:17,500 You probably didn't keep that body around. 162 01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:25,500 You want to fucking play with it? 163 01:45:44,460 --> 01:45:45,780 cookie. Ease my pain. 164 01:45:50,880 --> 01:45:55,160 The magic box didn't have the right ingredients, so I improvised. 165 01:45:56,860 --> 01:46:02,140 I just wanted Buffy and Angel to have one more night together to cure her 166 01:46:02,140 --> 01:46:03,140 insomnia. 167 01:46:04,860 --> 01:46:07,140 I guess it didn't turn out the way I wanted it. 168 01:46:09,440 --> 01:46:10,440 Sorry, Xander. 169 01:46:12,170 --> 01:46:13,170 Cookie? 170 01:46:19,210 --> 01:46:24,170 You know, when Martha Stewart loses her sparkles, does she just have extra 171 01:46:24,170 --> 01:46:25,710 sequins laying around that she uses? 172 01:46:28,090 --> 01:46:29,130 Wait, she probably does. 173 01:46:30,070 --> 01:46:33,750 Or when MacGyver gets in a fic, does he improvise? 174 01:46:37,270 --> 01:46:38,270 One second thought. 175 01:46:39,710 --> 01:46:41,130 Look, I know you mean well. 176 01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:44,020 But what you did has really been giving me the Wiggins. 177 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,160 That spell created more than just a dream. 178 01:46:48,460 --> 01:46:50,340 It felt like it bent reality. 179 01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:57,340 Willow, you more than anyone should know that the Black Arts are not to be 180 01:46:57,340 --> 01:46:58,340 trifled with. 181 01:46:58,960 --> 01:47:02,680 Balance must be maintained amongst the elements, above all else. 182 01:47:03,780 --> 01:47:08,420 Quite frankly, I'm amazed the repercussions from your indiscretion 183 01:47:10,960 --> 01:47:12,480 At least you didn't cross the streams. 184 01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:16,500 Sorry. 185 01:47:17,580 --> 01:47:19,740 Well, I do hope you learned your lesson. 186 01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:24,420 Cookies? Oh, thank you. 187 01:47:28,660 --> 01:47:31,640 Meanwhile, local news is reporting another disappearance. 188 01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:33,640 That brings the total up to four. 189 01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:37,200 Okay, I'll go patrol and check the usual hangouts. 190 01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:39,120 Research mode. Go online. 191 01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:41,420 Check the patterns for all these missing people. 192 01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,960 Yes, we should be able to triangulate where the victims are being held. 193 01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:47,860 If they're still alive. 194 01:47:56,180 --> 01:47:57,200 No, Brian, that's it. 195 01:47:58,280 --> 01:48:00,520 Not while Sunnydale is on top of the Hellmouth. 196 01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:21,560 Bloody hell. 197 01:48:43,740 --> 01:48:45,780 Oh no, not again. 198 01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:48,800 I was wondering when you'd wake up. 199 01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:50,860 You've been up for hours. 200 01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:55,800 Quite a bit heavier than I thought. 201 01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:58,620 You should have seen us trying to carry you. 202 01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:01,500 It was like waking up Bernie, too. 203 01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:04,220 Who are you? What do you want? 204 01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:07,560 So many questions. 205 01:49:08,240 --> 01:49:09,440 Wouldn't you like to relax? 206 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:11,280 Get comfortable? 207 01:49:13,140 --> 01:49:15,500 I see you're not going to be very chatty. 208 01:49:16,780 --> 01:49:21,220 You know, I just want to know what's in that pretty little head of yours. 209 01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:23,900 Like where a calf was? 210 01:49:26,940 --> 01:49:28,360 You're not going to tell me, are you? 211 01:49:29,600 --> 01:49:30,600 Girls? 212 01:49:34,720 --> 01:49:39,080 Oh, my God. 213 01:49:39,300 --> 01:49:41,660 This one is, like, totally mine. 214 01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:44,180 No, no, no, no, no. No drinking. 215 01:49:44,940 --> 01:49:46,080 I want this one alive. 216 01:49:46,960 --> 01:49:48,620 Maybe you can mess him up a little bit. 217 01:49:53,220 --> 01:49:55,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Back, back, back, back, demons! 218 01:49:56,300 --> 01:49:57,300 Demons, stay back! 219 01:49:57,920 --> 01:49:58,920 See, 220 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,120 I distract. 221 01:50:49,130 --> 01:50:50,130 I like movies. 222 01:50:50,370 --> 01:50:52,670 Some of the only things I really like in this dimension. 223 01:50:53,190 --> 01:50:57,410 But I prefer theater and, uh, you put on quite a show. 224 01:50:58,470 --> 01:51:00,070 Now I have to hire a new minion. 225 01:51:00,810 --> 01:51:03,610 Do you know how hard it is to find good help these days? 226 01:51:05,090 --> 01:51:06,090 Who are you? 227 01:51:07,790 --> 01:51:09,150 My name's January. 228 01:51:11,210 --> 01:51:13,570 Ah, explains the icy personality. 229 01:51:14,410 --> 01:51:17,430 Now you, you're quite a celebrity in the underworld. 230 01:51:18,990 --> 01:51:20,230 Had to meet the flyer. 231 01:51:21,670 --> 01:51:23,210 What do you want? An autograph? 232 01:51:24,330 --> 01:51:25,450 Buffy Summers. 233 01:51:25,850 --> 01:51:31,970 The girl who killed the Master, Angelus, and Sunnydale's own Mayor Wilkins. 234 01:51:32,870 --> 01:51:33,870 Impressive. 235 01:51:35,070 --> 01:51:36,070 Look at me. 236 01:51:36,930 --> 01:51:38,670 Gushing like I'm at Brangelina. 237 01:51:40,470 --> 01:51:41,470 Let y 'all go. 238 01:51:41,850 --> 01:51:42,850 Oh, wait. 239 01:51:42,950 --> 01:51:46,050 No. I have plans for your watcher. 240 01:51:47,540 --> 01:51:50,540 Over my dead body. Oh, I was hoping you would say that. 241 01:51:51,060 --> 01:51:54,920 You know, the girls are going to be giving you so much props in hell. 242 01:51:55,360 --> 01:51:56,940 The death of the slayer. 243 01:51:57,700 --> 01:51:58,700 Show me what you got. 244 01:52:24,170 --> 01:52:25,170 Don't mention it. 245 01:52:31,150 --> 01:52:32,370 Planning on making cookies? 246 01:52:32,830 --> 01:52:35,510 I'm sure Giles won't approve of this indiscretion. 247 01:52:35,850 --> 01:52:37,630 If you don't say anything, I won't. 248 01:52:39,090 --> 01:52:40,690 You know, she almost had me there for a minute. 249 01:52:42,110 --> 01:52:43,110 Buffy! 250 01:52:46,090 --> 01:52:47,570 Looks like it's curtains for you. 251 01:52:58,800 --> 01:52:59,800 It was a good pun. 252 01:53:00,140 --> 01:53:02,700 Remember she said she liked the theater? 253 01:53:05,620 --> 01:53:08,740 Nothing. Not even a chuckle before she poofed. 254 01:53:10,240 --> 01:53:12,600 Wow. I must be losing my touch. 255 01:53:12,980 --> 01:53:13,980 All right. 256 01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:15,120 Let's go. 257 01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:21,100 Well, 258 01:53:22,120 --> 01:53:23,800 I think we all learned a lesson here. 259 01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:27,820 Yeah, not to distract so much in the future. 260 01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:31,980 And not to cast any more spells without the proper ingredients. 261 01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,900 What? I did what I was supposed to. 262 01:53:39,100 --> 01:53:40,340 Move Vampire Slayer. 263 01:53:42,460 --> 01:53:46,840 Well, it's been a long night. In all things considered, good job. 264 01:53:50,320 --> 01:53:51,340 We'll all talk tomorrow. 265 01:54:39,560 --> 01:54:41,940 It's quite a collection of stuffed puppies you've got here, Harmony. 266 01:54:43,740 --> 01:54:46,040 Oh, it helps me a little, Blondie Bear. 267 01:54:46,620 --> 01:54:47,620 Sod off. 268 01:54:49,820 --> 01:54:51,060 Listen, I know we just met. 269 01:54:51,640 --> 01:54:54,920 But let's make this perfectly clear. I didn't come back to Sunnydale for you. 270 01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:57,440 I came back for something special. 271 01:54:57,880 --> 01:55:01,220 And nobody, including that bloody bitch of a slayer, is going to stop me. 272 01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:04,380 Well, how are you going to get by her, Spike? 273 01:55:06,420 --> 01:55:07,540 In due time, my pet. 274 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,600 In the meantime, let's get Randy. 275 01:55:10,380 --> 01:55:11,380 Who's Randy? 276 01:55:14,220 --> 01:55:17,400 I'm sorry, I just melt every time you do that accent. 277 01:55:18,440 --> 01:55:19,440 Austrian, right? 278 01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:21,300 G'day, mate. 279 01:55:21,720 --> 01:55:23,400 Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie. 280 01:55:25,120 --> 01:55:28,540 But if shrimp is with Barbie, then who's with Ken? 281 01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:31,560 Bugger, you really are stupid bent. 282 01:55:33,020 --> 01:55:34,720 Fine, let's snog. 283 01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:39,640 Six. 284 01:55:40,420 --> 01:55:41,960 Oh, okay. 285 01:55:42,300 --> 01:55:43,640 Why didn't you just say so?